Pessimistic Fortune Cookies


MURPHY’S LAW
Betty (A)
& Veronica (S)


SWEET ENDING
Rachel (A) / Stanley (Tim Dvorak) / Ross (Eric Altman)


BETTER LEFT UNSAID
Mr. Walsh (Patrick Duncan) /
Mrs. Walsh (Dawn Alden) / Brenda (S)


FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
Maris (A)


… IN BED
Reese (S)
& Matty (Brett Fleisher)


LONELY ISLAND
Carrie (A)


NEVER TRUST A LAWYER
Christine Sullivan (A) / Julia Stone (S) / Jake T. Stone (Whit Spurgeon) / Dan Fielding (Andrew Boyle)


LIFE EXPECTANCY
Nurse Jackie (A)
& Rita Missoni (S)